Dear Mr. or Mrs. Potential Goolerite,
Please read the below agreement completely (that mean all the way to the end). If you do not, you will be completely lost when you enter the forum and will probably get your feelings hurt unnecessarily. This is for your own good. We are a fun bunch and expect you to have a good sense of humor also. So, remove the stick from your rear, join up, & start posting.
Shortly after registering you will receive an e-mail from me asking you some random question. This is to prove you aren't some Russian spammer or even, God forbid, some barner. Just reply correctly & your membership will be approved ASAP.
Thanks & RTR!
Bob
NOW READ THIS:
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NO ONE UNDER THE AGE OF 18 IS ALLOWED TO ACCESS THIS FORUM, IN WHOLE OR PART, FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER. ENTRY INTO THIS FORUM IS A LEGAL STATEMENT THAT YOU ARE AT LEAST 18 YEARS OF AGE.
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You agree, through your use of this forum, that you will not post any material which is false, defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented, threatening, invasive of a person's privacy, adult material, or otherwise in violation of any International or United States Federal law. You also agree not to post any copyrighted material unless you own the copyright or you have written consent from the owner of the copyrighted material. Spam, flooding, advertisements, chain letters, pyramid schemes, and solicitations are also forbidden on this forum.
Note that it is impossible for the staff or the owners of this forum to confirm the validity of posts. Please remember that we do not actively monitor the posted messages, and as such, are not responsible for the content contained within. We do not warrant the accuracy, completeness, or usefulness of any information presented. The posted messages express the views of the author, and not necessarily the views of this forum, its staff, its subsidiaries, or this forum's owner. Anyone who feels that a posted message is objectionable is encouraged to notify an administrator or moderator of this forum immediately. The staff and the owner of this forum reserve the right to remove objectionable content, within a reasonable time frame, if they determine that removal is necessary. This is a manual process, however, please realize that they may not be able to remove or edit particular messages immediately. This policy applies to member profile information as well.
You remain solely responsible for the content of your posted messages. Furthermore, you agree to indemnify and hold harmless the owners of this forum, any related websites to this forum, its staff, and its subsidiaries. The owners of this forum also reserve the right to reveal your identity (or any other related information collected on this service) in the event of a formal complaint or legal action arising from any situation caused by your use of this forum.
You have the ability, as you register, to choose your username. We advise that you keep the name appropriate. With this user account you are about to register, you agree to never give your password out to another person except an administrator, for your protection and for validity reasons. You also agree to NEVER use another person's account for any reason. We also HIGHLY recommend you use a complex and unique password for your account, to prevent account theft.
After you register and login to this forum, you will be able to fill out a detailed profile. It is your responsibility to present clean and accurate information. Any information the forum owner or staff determines to be inaccurate or vulgar in nature will be removed, with or without prior notice. Appropriate sanctions may be applicable.
Please note that with each post, your IP address is recorded, in the event that you need to be banned from this forum or your ISP contacted. This will only happen in the event of a major violation of this agreement.
Also note that the software places a cookie named "GOOLERCOOKIEDONOTDELETE". This is a text file containing bits of information (such as your username and password), in your browser's cache. This is ONLY used to keep you logged in/out. The software does not collect or send any other form of information to your computer.
After entering the forum for the first time you agree to read the entire thread entitled "Gooler FAQ" in the News & Announcements section of the forum. You agree to read this thread before making your first post in any forum. You must also abide by the rules stated in the Gooler FAQ.
Entering this forum consitutes an understanding that you may be banned in any way and for any or no reason whatsoever, at the whim of a board moderator or administrator.
You agree to be called any number of profane and insulting names for falling for the "username" gag (ie. you will see your username displayed everywhere, usually in an unflattering context) at any time. You also agree to perform oral sex on any senior board member at any time it is requested.
If you do not agree to these terms in whole, then you have the right to find another forum and fuck off.
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